{"product_id":"funatic-socks-im-not-always-a-bitch","title":"Funatic Socks I'm Not Always A Bitch","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eShe’s got pastel vibes and main-character rage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eThese peach socks come dressed like a Hallmark card: white cuffs, soft details, a cartoon blonde clutching a heart. But the energy? Fully unhinged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eUp top, you’ve got\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e“I’m Not Always a Bitch.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAww. Growth. Turn your foot to the side though, and the truth comes out in bold yellow:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e“Just Kidding, Go Fuck Yourself!”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eMade from a cozy cotton blend that stretches for maximum attitude, they’re mid-calf, unisex, and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). Great for storming out, laughing maniacally, or sitting quietly while seething inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eGive them to your most chaotic friend. Or wear them yourself the next time someone says, “You seem upset.” You are. And these socks speak fluent\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eleave me alone.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funatic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44205246906411,"sku":"1170086","price":19.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/5623\/4795\/files\/FU-1170086_lg.jpg?v=1781634297","url":"https:\/\/bubblepixiesoapco.com\/products\/funatic-socks-im-not-always-a-bitch","provider":"bubblepixie soap co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}