{"product_id":"funatic-embroidery-kit-please-get-out-of-my-house","title":"Funatic Embroidery Kit Please Get Out Of My House","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eThis embroidery kit looks lovely with its off-white fabric, soft greenery curling along the edges, a sweet butterfly fluttering in from the bottom with just the right amount of charm. But don’t let the peaceful vibes fool you. Right there in the center, stitched in a calm green script, is your not-so-subtle request:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003e“Please get out of my house.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eIt’s polite. It’s firm. It’s everything your non-confrontational little heart has ever wanted to scream but just can’t when your social battery runs out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eThe kit comes with all the essentials: a 6\" bamboo hoop, printed fabric panel, coordinating floss, needles, a threader, and instructions that even overstimulated introverts can follow. No experience necessary, just a low tolerance for people who don’t take hints.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eDisplay it proudly in your entryway, living room, or anywhere goodbyes tend to drag. For those who are all about hospitality — within a time limit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funatic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44212186349611,"sku":"76250010","price":27.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/5623\/4795\/files\/FU-76250010_lg.jpg?v=1781712800","url":"https:\/\/bubblepixiesoapco.com\/products\/funatic-embroidery-kit-please-get-out-of-my-house","provider":"bubblepixie soap co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}