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Not even a little.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eSo snuggle up with your four-legged soulmate. Or, dodge small talk at the dog park. Either way, you’ll likely be silently wishing people had half the emotional intelligence of a golden retriever, and wearing these socks at the same time sets the ideal mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eMade from a soft cotton blend with just the right amount of stretch, they’re mid-calf, unisex, and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). 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But the energy? Fully unhinged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eUp top, you’ve got\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e“I’m Not Always a Bitch.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAww. Growth. Turn your foot to the side though, and the truth comes out in bold yellow:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e“Just Kidding, Go Fuck Yourself!”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eMade from a cozy cotton blend that stretches for maximum attitude, they’re mid-calf, unisex, and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). Great for storming out, laughing maniacally, or sitting quietly while seething inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eGive them to your most chaotic friend. Or wear them yourself the next time someone says, “You seem upset.” You are. And these socks speak fluent\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eleave me alone.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funatic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44205246906411,"sku":"1170086","price":19.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/5623\/4795\/files\/FU-1170086_lg.jpg?v=1781634297"},{"product_id":"funatic-socks-go-to-hell","title":"Funatic Socks Go To Hell","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tabs-contents tabs-contents-vertical clearfix halo-text-format\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tab-content is-active\" id=\"tab-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"toggle-content is-active popup-mobile\" id=\"tab-description-mobile\" data-product-description-3491862446160=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tab-popup-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eAw, how cute! Flowers, rainbows, and… well… a direct invitation to take a hike —\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003estraight down.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eThese deceptively cheerful socks pair pastel aesthetics with delightfully unfiltered energy. With white fabric, a pea green heel and toe, teal text that reads\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e“Go To Hell,”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand little doodles of flowers and rainbows, they look like something your grandma might knit if your grandma had a grudge and a sharp tongue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eMade from a comfy blend of cotton, polyester, and elastic, these mid-calf crew socks are unisex and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). 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